1. Stop fighting over imaginary toys!
2. Don’t stand there and dance, just go to the bathroom.
3. I don’t have any napkins, just lick your fingers.
4. That was not a snuggle, you just wiped your face off on my shirt!
5. That’s nice but you aren’t at grandma’s house right now so NO!
6. Go back in there, wipe your bottom and wash your hands…..and turn off the light!
7. What do you have in your mouth?
8. You get what you get and you don’t throw a fit.
9. You better eat all your pizza (or insert any other unhealthy kid food here) or you don’t get any ice cream.
10. Did you need that drink 10 minutes ago when I was in the kitchen, or do you just need it now that I’m trying to use the bathroom by myself?
The struggle is real. What crazy things do you say?
I lOVE this post!
The crazy things that I say daily over and over are….”Are you serious?” “I said no, and I’m going to say no again if you ask me again” and to my toddler- “THERE is NO biting!” hahahah.
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Haha…imaginary toys. Too bad you can’t throw those away, right?
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